it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
Well fuck this and fuck you and fuck living and fuck everything
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Damn.
| Song: Radioactive (Game Boy Arrange) |
| Artist: Imagine Dragons + pageofmelody |
| Played: 1,387 times. |
No postprocessing, straight from the Game Boy.
Listen close and you can hear where I gave up on making this sound good and lazily transposed 60 or so chains!
snide observations about a certain breed of college boy turned into a game
ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE STORIES SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE
See this lady I’m hugging? That’s my great-grandma. She’s not even 80 (my family had babies young and then there’s me) but don’t let that fool you. I’m pretty fucking sure she’s the mob boss.When she wants something done, it gets done. Sometimes we don’t even know how.
BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M TELLING YOU ABOUT HER BECAUSE I COULD GO ON ABOUT MY BADASS G-MA ALL DAY.
This is why:
This picture was taken during the visit on mother’s day. Now, my grandmother doesn’t like living in a home because she still has her mind. The other residents, unfortunately, do not. There’s not a lot to do and it’s hard for her to get anything when the nurses are pretty preoccupied with the other, less sane residents.
So my dad says “Just act crazy with them. It’ll be fun.”
and I saw my chance
I told her to do something, quietly, so no one would hear. As we were leaving, her personal nurse gave us farewells (and was a bit condescending to G-ma, but I know that can’t be helped). Just before we walked out, the nurse said:
“That was nice of your family to visit.”
“Yeah. Always sad when they have to leave.”
At this point, my grandmother gives me a look and continues speaking:
“But it’s okay, because I’m never alone.”
(pause)
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“I always have my angel with me.”
“Awww like an angel watching over you? Like your husband?”
“No. A different angel. His name is Castiel. He wears a trenchcoat.”
Let me tell you, I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life to watch that nurse’s expression.
THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY G-MA. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE MY G-MA TOO.
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR TWO YEARS NOW 10000000% AGREEMENT
Went shopping for new glasses today. Sadly I didn’t end up with these, instead I got these purple and green ones which were pretty cool. Totally regret my decision, though. I think I might ring up tomorrow and see if they’ve sent them off for the lenses yet and swap them over, ‘cause I feel like I let my sister and the optometrist (he’s a really nice guy) pressure me into choosing the purple ones over the red ones I liked. Don’t get me wrong, I loved them both, I just think the red ones were more…. me. The other pair are very loud and bold. Unfortunately my phone died so the other pictures are on my sister’s phone. Gah, why is it so hard to choose glasses?
Ignore the text on the image, it’s just from snapchat.
Bradley James being Bradley James on the set of ‘Merlin’
omg why havent i seen these before tho
